Recently I decided that I wanted to do a blog. I found that one of the hardest parts was finding a blog subject. Sure, diary like entries can be interesting, but how many people are going to read it. The blogs that are more popular usually have a unique and interesting or entertaining theme.
I finally did come up with a subject for my blog. To do so I made a large list of ideas. Obviously I couldn't use them all, so I'm sharing them here with you. You'll notice that at the beginning of the list I was rather generic, and to be honest, boring. But then I got into the true spirit of the endeavor. Many of the later listings could prove to be an amusing read. I hope you enjoy the list, even if you don't find it useful.
What to Blog About
- Cats
- Dogs
- Thoughts of cats
- Thoughts of dogs
- Fashion
- Style
- Shoes
- Buttons
- Sewing
- Stitching
- Crochet
- Your favorite TV show
- Your favorite movies
- Your lease favorite TV shows
- Your least favorite moves
- Funny signs
- Funny looking trees
- Barn pictures
- Cow pictures
- Things that irritate you
- Things that make you cry
- Things that make you laugh
- What you want for Christmas
- What you want from life
- Things you did that made a difference
- Things you did that you wish were noticed but were not
- Personal records on anything
- Keep track of your friends' lives
- Keep track of the stars lives
- Keep track of your family
- Post what you ate all day
- Mark moments when you laughed inappropriately
- Mention every time you accidentally farted in public; mention in bold if you were heard
- Talk from the viewpoint of your bird
- Talk from the viewpoint of the mouse/cockroach living in your walls
- Detail every gathering you had at your home and who tried to ruin it
- Detail every gathering you had at your home and what you covered up
- Talk about your favorite star as if you are actually buddy/buddy with them
- Document day by day the deterioration of cleanliness of something in your home
- Start a bonsai tree and document its growth once a month
- Talk people into wearing the same funny looking hat for a picture in your post
- From your fishes point of view
- Become a fashion expert on a single article of clothing, search and post the ones you wish you had
- Visually document all the junk food you eat during the week
- Visually document all the alcohol you consume during the week
- Think of and name games to play with the dog/cat
- Reasons you don't want to go to Disneyworld
- What you would do if you were at the ocean this week
- Every week, if you had to adopt a movie star, which one and why
- What you would do if every day some one gave you fifty dollars and you had to spend it in order to get your fifty the next day,
- What you like about your feet
- What you did to make someone raise their eyebrow
- Documenting your hunt for the Smurfs
- Playing with and reviewing toys that cost under a dollar
- Reviewing make up/nail polish that costs under a dollar
- Quality comparing brand name vs. generic foods.
- Documenting your life as a modern day cowboy/girl
- Explain why you are superior to everyone
- Buy a bottle of vodka; take a shot every fifteen minutes documenting how it affects you. Switch liquors for the next post.
- Show creative uses for zip ties
- Document the moments when you didn't say something because you are shy but wish you had
- Creative uses for the little rings of plastic off your milk jug
- Ways to drive your cat/dog insane
- Document all the naps you take, where, when, how long, dreams you had etc
- Creative ways to describe a headache
- Try to make up a cookie/cake/other recipe. Document your weekly attempts.
- Document awesome websites as you come across them
- Advertising slogans that annoy you, for example, the always "have a happy period.".
- Your own personal local restaurant review
- Review one online game site/community every week/month
- Truffle review site
- Cool socks fan site
- Document the ugly rings of your acquaintance
- Cheesy movie review
- Biographies of a bad guy…take movie bad guys and make up stories of their past
- List out ways to drive car salesmen insane/mess with their heads
- Post inventions you'd like to see made
- Take the latest popular song and speculate (inappropriately) about what the lyrics mean
- Make up yoga positions, title them, and post pictures
- People who wear awesome glasses and a short biography of them
- Cubicle antics, revenges and pranks, stories of or suggestions of ones to do
- Brainstorm ideas to get our troops out of Iraq
- List lies you told your kids to get them to behave, and how guilty you feel for telling them
- List out things Brittany hasn't done to show that she's not so bad after all
- Pick a show you enjoy watching and talk about it like you think it's real
- Suggestions for new reality shows with all the gory details
- Confessions of things that shouldn't embarrass you any more but do anyway
- Document all of your illnesses to share with the world
- Confessions of a weather channel fan; run a fan site for the weather channel and talk about goof ups or make up stories to go with the weather men/women
- Cruise news, a Tom Cruise hate site for everyone smart enough to detest his dufus like arrogance
- Every week a new idea on how to drive you coworkers insane
- A site dedicated to speculating what type of president different movie stars would make
- A prayer a day, inappropriate prayers for the average person
- Every week a criminal fool, watch the news to report and make fun of stupid criminals
- Mineral weekly: Every week research a dietary supplement, list the benefits reactions and any other pertinent information you can find
- Grass clippings, sure you can mulch as you mow, but why not save the clippings and say, leave them in a bottomless bag on someone's porch. Pranks you can do with your own homegrown clippings.
- Bravery at large, document incidents small or large of bravery that occurred in your presence
- Counter point; take a controversial subject that you have an opinion on. Now argue the other side.
- Beauty rounds, visit local salons and rate them on a single type of service
- Cherish; document the stupid things in life that are precious only to you
Phil