I check my email and see I have so many in my inbox then before I open my thought is great maybe a letter from family of friends or business acquaintances. I open my inbox and there to disappoint me is spam of all kinds. I thought I have a filter then promptly place it in the balk folder but I see some still get by that.
A message to the spammers
No, I do not want replica fake watches or handbags. I can go any time to Chatuchak Weekend Market Bangkok and buy them for much cheaper.
No, I do not want sexually explicit material I have a wife that puts all them whores to shame.
No, I am not interested in some get rich scheme that you spend time, effort and money to get nothing.
No, I did not win the UK lotto or any other lotto. (Advanced fee fraud)
No, I do not want to transfer your claim of millions of dollars or pounds that never exists to a nominated account or stand in for some next of kin or any other fraud you can dream up. (Advanced fee fraud) The Nigerians have to be irate and me for my last piece.
No, I do not want any pills to enlarge my manly hood I am just fine. (Bunch of garbage)
I do not need your medications I have my insurance card that does just fine and for cheaper. I need not your Viagra or Cialis my wife cannot handle me now I can just imagine if I tried that.
So get a life, get a job, stop with the spam and we will be fine.
But they said I won the lottery.