To be honest, you can see some real idiots on the Internet. Here is a guide to their utterly primitive "language":
- 2 = To, Too
- U = You
- R = Are
- C = See
- i = I
- wot/wat = What
- O rly = Oh Really?
- Ya rly = Yes, Really!
- n00b = New User/Newbie
- K = Okay
- O = Oh
- P = Pee
- NM = Nothing Much
- NVM = Never Mind
- QT = Cutie
- LOL = Laugh Out Loud(Commonly)/Lots Of Love(Rarely) (To be used in response to ASDFGHJKL;)
- G2G/GTG = Got To Go
- OMG = Oh My God!
- WTF = What The ****
- ROFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
- LMAO = Laugh My *** Off
- Liek/Leik = Like
- ZOMG = Overtoned OMG
- Kewl = Cool
- M = Am
- Da = The(Rap Take)
- Sx = Sex
- ASDFGHJKL;(Except in certain cases) = An expression of either boredom or idiocy.
That's the basic guide to Internet "slang".
