Making your computer eat your head
Find it here: Laptop Compubody Sock
This “Laptop Compubody Sock” is a genius invention. It promotes both privacy and warmth. Unfortunately I still I just can't get the picture out of my head of my computer slowly eating me.
Blow up your car's muffler for fun
Find it here: Detonate Your Car's Muffler
I must say; this is not my idea of fun.
Simplify your life by becoming a bum/victim of genocide/political prisoner
Find it here: How to Simplify Your Cluttered Life (If you are brave).
Actually this instructable is extremely awful, it's so awful that it's funny.
I think what the author is trying to say is “The US is bad because if you are a terrorist your life gets simplified by the CIA and then you have to carry your possessions in your anus”(Yes I'm serious) or maybe “if you'd like your life to be simplified go to a country where you can flee from genocide”(Yes I'm still serious).
This instructable is definitely not from a school for geniuses if you know what I mean.
Knit condom
Find it here:Knit-Condom
This unpractical object was created when the author's impatiently knitted object turned out to be: “too small for a hand but too big for a finger”.
Please heed the warning though: “This is not an effective method of birth control!”
How to hurt yourself using a candy wrapper
Find it here: Burn-Yourself-with-Big-Red-Gum
I don't really know what to say here... Wait I know: WHY?! This is just plain weird.
The author also says: “but remember, it's only funny when it hurts your friend”. There is a few problems with that statement though:
- Why is he the one with a pain inducing candy wrapper on his forehead?
- How on earth will you get your friend to stick a candy wrapper on his forehead?
- Why is the instructable called “Burn Yourself with Big Red Gum”?
Madness I say! Call the happy wagon! He needs a padded room.
