useless http://www.webupon.com/tags/useless New posts about useless 10 Outrageously Weird Websites That Make The Web Fun http://www.webupon.com/Web-Talk/10-Outrageously-Weird-Websites-That-Make-The-Web-Fun.102193 These 10 bizarre websites make the Internet bigger, but not necessarily better is just another reason to check them out.

The Internet is a very big place where the normal world ends and the weird wonderful world of bizarre begins. These ten websites are no exception, but the exception and you'll soon be on your way to discover all of the wacky, wonderful subjects and topics that some people have thought would be awesome to dedicate an entire website to their bizarre sense of taste.

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Are you spending too many afternoons locked up in a room while flipping through a Victoria Secret catalog and spending some quality time with yourself? If the answer is yes, and you need some help, then look no further than this website. Complete with articles, and other information developed to help break the addiction and give hands around the world a much-needed day off.

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According to the website, T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. stands for Test With Inorganic Noxious Kakes In Extreme Situation. In 1995, Rice University designed and performed a series of tests to test the properties of the sponge desert snack known as the “Twinkie”. An entire website dedicated the Twinkie is pretty darn weird, but in this case interesting, too.

3.

This website is dedicated to condiments (not condoms, don't let the first entry on this list confuse you), but if you want to learn about mayonnaise your out of luck. Learn about some of the most popular condiments available to dress up any of your favorite sandwiches or fries.

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Just accept the fact that some fads just won't die. This website glorifies the obsession with the world's most horrible hairstyle faux pa. Everything that you never wanted to know about mullets can be found on this website.

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Now here is a collectible that I would have never thought about pursuing. Collecting barf bags is nothing but weird to me. So, if you are interesting in seeing some barf bags from around the world, then stop making excuses and pay this website a visit.

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This website is extremely weird even bordering dangerously close to stupid. Truthfully, I have found it terribly difficult to describe. To make things even worst this website allows its visitors to submit their own “Oo” to the list. This website is totally useless, incredibly difficult to explain and worthy of its place on this list.

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This website is the perfect place to find stupid gifts, gags and goodies that are as bizarre as this website is. Imagine the expression on your love ones face when they receive a Tattoo Sleeve, a Hillary Nutcracker or an electronic yodeling pickle as a gift from you. Just remember to remove the receipt, because payback is hell and there are plenty of odd, stupid and bizarre gift ideas to choose from and worst yet you might receive one of them as some kind of bizarre gift-giving payback.

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Finally a website that I can get behind even though it is bizarre. The Darwin Awards are awarded individuals who improve the world by accidentally removing themselves from it. Within the pages of the Darwin Awards are hilarious stories and events that chronicle the enterprising the demises of people doing some really bizarre things. Warning: Some people may realize that they can do two things at once; laugh and pee at the same time.

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Who farted? Rule number one should be, whosoever farts in a crowded elevator should have to endure fart jokes for the rest of the ride. Being the butt of jokes should make one think twice before cutting the cheese after the elevator door closes. Seriously, this is a bizarre website that outlines proper elevator etiquette especially when not riding alone.

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Have you ever wondered? I know I sure have. This website is the prefect ending to this article, because, well…Click if you dare. Believe me, it is a liberating feeling to have closure, finally.

]]> Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:20:50 PST The Oddest and Most Useless Websites Out There http://www.webupon.com/Web-Talk/The-Oddest-and-Most-Useless-Websites-Out-There.88353 Introducing the most useless and odd websites! This websites are not inappropriate in any way, so if you have some extra time to kill feel free to check them out, Enjoy.

Zombo

Welcome? Seriously welcome to Zombo. Nothing weird you say? Well how about being welcomed one million times?

HomeStarRunner

The super teen issues are back! And guess what?!?!? It's dumber than ever; Check out how these girls resolve everyday issues!

Something

Something. Seriously that's it.

Seizure Robots

I am not liable for any brain injuries do to this site you have been warned. With that said check out this pretty much useless reason to get a seizure.

You're the Man Now Dog

You are them man! You are the man! You are the man! You are them man! You are the man! You are the man! You are them man! You are the man! You are the man! No am the man!

Purple

The level of detail in this site just outdoes any form of reasonable thought. Truly breathtaking and left me speechless. Enjoy

Badgers

Hey do you like badgers? Well neither do I, and what is the best reason to look at this site you ask? None at all my friend… seriously what a complete waste of time, I mean don't get me wrong you can easily kill a few hours here.

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  • My Mini City



    My Mini City is a site where you can build your own miniature city, oddly enough. Name your city, and watch it grow. Every time someone goes to your city's page, your population grows. As your population grows so does your city.

  • You Fail



    If you want to go to a site with a catchy theme song and a clear message, this is for you. This site seems as though it was designed to send as an insult to your friends, and it accomplishes its job very well. You Fail is only one page with three bold red letter words set to music. (Note: I am not to be held accountable for loss of friendship.)

  • Bee Dogs



    This site contains various pictures of dogs in bee costumes. Yes, this sight is completely random and off-the-wall, but aren't they just soo cute. If you love dogs, and you love bee costumes, and you love dogs in bee costumes you will probably really love this sight.

  • Huge Numbers



    This site, like You Fail, is only one page, but unlike You Fail, this site contains one number. It is definitely for all those people on a quest to see really huge numbers. We could all use a site like this...or maybe not!

  • I Has A Bucket



    Another unique page, this site tells the tale of a walrus and his bucket. His bucket has got taken away from him and he may have to deal with the emotional pain for the rest of his life. OK, so maybe not- but it is still a rather hilarious site. Facebook linkage included.

  • IGod



    This site is designed so you can repent to, make fun of or ask questions of god. This site is actually hilarious and is a great time waster, with many clever words and phrases. Do your self a favor and go to this site. Repenting made easy.

  • Digits of Pi Song



    That's right! With this site, your persistent dream to hear the pi song has become a reality. What do you MEAN you never thought about pi as being a song before? Well, no matter, in any case here it is. Can you sing all the digits of pi with this catchy melody?

  • Can you Tell the Difference?



    This site claims that you will confuse the items on the page. Go ahead then, take the strangest multiple choice test in the world!

  • Pikachizer



    Yes, now you can understand the language spoken by everyone's favorite Pokemon. Just type in the word or phrase you want pikachized - and "blamo" you now know how to say it in Pikachu.

  • This Peanut Looks Like a Duck



    This site is exactly that -- a picture of a peanut that looks like a duck. It may be the most useless site I have come across so far. I think it's brilliant.
    • ]]>     Tue, 22 Jan 2008 13:21:38 PST     10 Completely Useless Websites for the Hopelessly Stupid http://www.webupon.com/Web-Talk/10-Completely-Useless-Websites-for-the-Hopelessly-Stupid.55829

    1. One Line Stories

      Users posting "stories" using only a single sentence, the end.

    2. Art of "Folding Money"

      People folding their hard earned bucks into ducks.

    3. 20 Weird English Words

      Floccinaucinihilipilification at it's finest.

    4. Morph-Faces

      Online "face" generator. How celebrities shop these days.

    5. SPARTAAA(ad infinitum)

      I can't think of NADAAAAAAAAA!

    6. Shave Your Yeti

      No, really. You know you want to.

    7. Worst Album Covers

      No, they don't mean a sucky band covering a good band. Literally album covers.

    8. Programmer or Killer?

      I wanted to check "both" for all. Anyone who spends that much time typing on a computer is a sick pupp... wait...

    9. Calvin's Real Snowmen

      Finally, someone who makes me feel better. They build snowmen based on a comic strip.

    10. 27 Funny Signs

      I almost ignored this non-conformist prick of a site for not having a nice round "25" or "10", but it's funny and a good way to end a list.

    ]]>     Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:54:06 PST     23 Completely and Utterly Useless Sites : Satisfaction Guaranteed http://www.webupon.com/Web-Talk/23-Completely-and-Utterly-Useless-Sites--Satisfaction-Guaranteed.54849 Well There They Are, 23 Completely and Utterly Useless Sites, Enjoy!

    1. dudeinabox.com: A dude in a box.
    2. barcodeart.com: Why did somebody actually want to waste time making that?
    3. chicken-egg.redirectme.net: What came first, chicken or the egg? It was so the chicken!
    4. 1968pennies.com: I personally don’t see the point, what about you?
    5. blanksite.com : A blank site...
    6. crazymonkey.com: The monkey gets kinda creepy after a while.
    7. asdf.com: ASDF?
    8. dotonthehorizon.com: ____.____
    9. guimp.com: Small.
    10. globalnet.co.uk: Postbox or cheese? You tell me...
    11. platinumgrit.com: Poke the bunny (20 times before it does anything).
    12. ravenna.com: A black hole in the web?
    13. purple.com: Purple is fun!
    14. stealthboats.com: Free pictures of invisible boats.
    15. cluegames.com: You are in a forest...
    16. googlefight.com: Which is better?
    17. bwoop.com: BWOOP!
    18. breel.co.uk: Dress your gay dog... why?
    19. superliminal.com: Upside down converter?
    20. dave-reed.com: Random letter sequence generator.
    21. vedmedia.com: A ladybird and a joystick.
    22. becomeagnome.com: Ever wanted to become a garden gnome?
    23. superbad.com: This is really weird!

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