1

Do you ever find yourself bored with traditional recipes? This site offers recipes for Cheddar Coffee, Spam Shake, Grasshopper Gumbo, and Lentil Soup Mixed with Chocolate Pudding. Some are not so bad, others will make your stomach turn at the thought.

You can email them your own gross recipe!

2

Ever wondered what your favorite site would look like in a different dialect? This site offers just that. Type in the url and select the dialect from the following choices: Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, or Hacker.

Example:

Result:

If you choose, you could also translate any English sentence of your choice.

3

Claiming to be a live feed, this site offers real time view of a crumbled “Duct tape pet” in an aquarium equipped with a water bottle.

The site suggests that if the duct tape isn't responding, view previous images including yesterday, feeding, or sleeping.

4

Don't see the big deal about Beanie Babies? Neither does the author of The Official Beanie Basher Handbook. Included in the handbook, you will find an actual Beanie autopsy and how to create counterfeit Beanies.

The author has also included over 15 alternative uses for Beanies including Beanies fireworks and Beanie pin cushions. You can purchase this book for $7.95 on Amazon. Also note, supposedly, the authors legal name has been withheld due to death threats and hate mail from Beanie enthusiasts.

5

Having a hard time coming up with a pet name for your member? Let this site suggest a nickname by simply entering your first name.

Some sample names include Bavarian Beefstick, Light Saber, and Elvis.

6

Enter in some basic information like names of a few people you know, some song titles, etc and the system will tell you some surprisingly accurate information about you and your life. Try it out and see how correct it is!

7

Ever wanted to send Fido an email? Here's the site for you.

You can send an email to your pet and it will automatically be translated into your pets natural language.

8

Don't like figs? Neither does God, according to this site. Several excerpts from the Bible have been included that seemingly reveal God's distaste in figs.

Creator feels that figs are the source of all the evils in the world. Almost 495,000 people have visited this site.

9

Have a troubling question on your mind? Ask the animated physic ants! Type in a yes or no question, your name, and in seconds get an answer.

10

Have you been abducted by aliens several times and are tired of it? This site offers a step by step guide to constructing a “Thought Screen Helmet” which blocks transmission of messages between humans and aliens.

Apparently, if an alien cannot hack into your brain, they have no desire to abduct you. The helmet should only cost you about $35 for materials and several testimonials are provided by loyal users. Be sure to check out their photo of an alien. The creator classifies the site as a “public service site.”

1. Hats of Meat

   
   
   You guessed it, this site specializes in hats made from real meat! Included in this site is a photo gallery of their top picks including one called “Pig's Feet Crown.” This site encourages you to create your own meat hat and send in pictures. You even purchase your own exclusive “Hats of Meat” T-shirt featuring Abe Lincoln wearing one. One of these limited edition shirts will cost you $17.99 plus shipping and handling and you can even purchase it through Paypal.

2. Fly Power

   
   
   Have you ever wanted to own a house fly powered paper airplane? Here is the site for you. For $5.95 (shipping and handling included), you can be the proud owner of the Fly Power Kit, containing all the materials needed to construct two paper airplanes. The kit also includes an “engine mount” or whatever is needed to stick the fly to it. It claims that with the fly attached, the paper plane will fly. FLY NOT INCLUDED. You will have to go to their “how to catch a engine” section to learn how to catch your fly. Paypal is also an offered service on this site.

3. Death Clock

   
   
   Want to know the exact day that you are supposed to pass away? Just go to this site, type in your birthday, and a few other details about yourself and hit enter. Instantly, your death clock appears with the day, month, and year they predict you will pass. They also provide how many seconds you have left to live. If you want to be a little freaked out, find out when your final day will be.

4. The Bible in Pig Latin

   
   
   Have you ever sat wondering what the entire bible would look and sound like in Pig Latin? Well this site has answered your prayers. Apparently, because of disk space issues, you can only view The Book of Genesis, The Book of Job, and The Book of John, at this time. The writer also expresses his concern that Pig Latin has not been given a fair chance to become a foreign language and it should be considered.

5. Mind Uploading

   
   
   Have you ever wished that some of that sci-fi stuff you see in movies could really happen? This site explains that there is a possibility to be able upload the mind of a person onto/into an artificial brain and/or robot. They provide much information so you can make your own decision.

6. Push The Really Big Button

   
   
   Have you ever clicked on a “button” or link on a site and it didn't do anything? Well, apparently, a useless button was posted online in 1994, and thousands of people scampered to the site, and were perplexed when the button did not do anything. Many comments pertaining to this button are located on this site, some people truly were distraught due to the intended glitch. Some even presumed the site to be philosophical symbol of society.

7. Surrealism Compliment Generator

   
   
   Have you ever found yourself trying to think of a great compliment? If so, don't use this site. The “Surrealism Compliment Generator” provides unique compliments that may not get the positive comment you are trying to say, across clearly. For example, “ Your eyes flash upon my cathode ray flesh in a manner that propels my viscera into an eternal state of turgid flux.” What? Who talks like that?

8. Ice Chewers

   
   
   Do you need a support group for your ridiculed bad habit of chewing on ice cubes? This site is perfect. Perpetual ice chewers share their personal stories related to their “addiction.” You can even access many recipes for the best ice or the stores that offer the finest ice. Over 3,000 people are registered users of this site.

9. Sundoor

   
   
   Did you ever want to learn about or take part in walking through fire? Here is your opportunity to do so. They offer workshops, seminars, and articles are pertaining to walking on fire. The International Firewalking School can also train you to be a fire walking instructor in just six days. Sign up for one of their events today!