DiStefano

Stefano's work was actually featured in TIME's picture of the week. If you ever feel the need to buy a corpse, look no further. But don't worry, feel free to donate grandma's body to science. She won't be used as a Halloween prop. These bodies are made from latex. And the creepy part, other than the fact that they look real, is that you can have one made to your specifications.

Alien Abductions Incorporated

I know there are people out there who believe they have been abducted. And I know I shouldn't laugh at their stories. But with a site like this, you just make it so frickin' easy. If you want to know if you've ever been abducted, take the Abductalizer test. These questions will confirm whether or not aliens have gone where no man has gone before.

Mr. Methane

Only on the Internet can you find crap like this. There's an actual word for what Mr. Methane does. It's called petomane (fart artiste). And if you want to sample his work before you buy the CD, you can. I must admit, I did listen to the 1812 Overture out of curiosity. I'm still snickering when I think about it. God help me for laughing.

Alexchiu.com

This guy clearly has been taking too many drugs. He believes he has created everlasting immortality. And if you buy his rings, you will never age again. And if that isn't corny enough, try his gorgeous pill. It supposedly makes you look hotter then a supermodel.

Awful Plastic Surgery

Check out this site before you decide to get that plastic surgery. Here are many reasons why one nose job is enough, and why you really shouldn't get boobs that weren't meant for your body frame. And quite frankly, the pictures of Madonna scare me. I'll be sleeping with Mr. Snuggles tonight.

JoeCartoon

Actually I was once a fan of this site back in college. Where else can you pop a frog or gerbil in a blender without animal rights activists getting all over your ass about it. And Superfly is a classic.

Fluvian

These people actually believe they are aliens from the planet Fluvio. And they have decided to contact us through where else, the Internet. Beats an anal probe any day. And here's the kicker, they invade us through our babies and eventually become one of us. Huh?

Farts.Netcarver.com

The site says it all. Yes we all burp and fart. But where can you go when you're just itching to hear someone fart on command? People have actually taken the time to record their farts and burps and post them on line, women included. Even famous people have done it (albeit their cartoons). Admittingly I laughed at the Elmo and Homer farts. I suppose I'm childish like that.

Strange Facts

This is a site devoted to, what else, strange facts. All the information here will provide you with many minutes of boredom free entertainment, if not mind-numbing, drooling vegetation.

Thomas J. Elpel's Web Portal

Would you like to learn how to cook bugs? Well now you can. Here you can learn how to cook grasshoppers, or perhaps you'd like to collect ant pupae for munchies. You can order books to learn how to cook up some fine tasting critters, or just subscribe to their newsletter. Cricket kabobs anyone?

MyDutchOven.com

Okay, this one is completely juvenile on my part. And I still can't stop laughing at this moment. For any of you that don't know what a dutch oven is, it's when you pas gas under the covers, and pull it over your partner's head while in bed. But this site has nothing to do with dutch oven torture. It's just a site for how to cook with a dutch oven. They actually have some good recipes.

1. You shouldn't even think of doing this, but for completeness' sake text files are loaded onto iPods in Disk Mode for use in tests and exams.
2. The free program TrailRunner allows you to plan your workout and set timing goals from the convenience of your iPod. Compatible with Nike + iPod.
3. Can't find your subway map? Check your iPod!
4. Live in the US? I don't. But if you do, you'll probably have to tip your waiters every time you go out. If it's too hard for you to work out the tip, make your iPod Nano, iPod Video or other colored iPod a regular dinner companion.
5. Are you a polyglot? Would you like to become one? Learn a language!
6. During a blackout, you're bound to want light. Now your iPod can provide that shining glimmer you need!
7. Hate telemarketers? They are now invading more than just your dinner time - using the iTrip FM transmitter clever marketers can broadcast messages in a traffic jam, car park or anywhere else with a bunch of FM radios.
8. Enjoy geocaching? If you own a Macintosh computer, you can export the descriptions (and the coordinates, etc.) to your iPod.
9. What's in store for you? MystikBall knows thinks it knows!
10. Like singing in the shower? The iPod Shower Dock is for you! It's a little waterproofed case that takes your iPod away from your eyes and the shower's water so you can just flick a switch and sing along. Released in January, you can find it here.