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<title>Top Five Time Wasting Sites</title>
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<h3><a href="http://www.digg.com" target="_blank">Digg</a></h3>
<p>I know I check digg everyday. What you do is submit a link, if people like it they "digg" it the more "diggs" you have the higher it is on the website. The result is time looking at videos of cats or political gaffes or things about digg itself. Its a fun website with a "unique" community with "unique" views.</p>
<h3><a href="http://www.addictinggames.com" target="_blank">Addicting Games</a></h3>
<p>With a fresh load of games weekly Addicting Games never gets old. I have twiddled away many hours playing such favorites as "Bloons" and "Bowman." They don't lie when they say these games are addicting, and plus they have so many it can and will keep you occupied for hours.</p>
<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com" target="_blank">YouTube</a></h3>
<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> Normal   0                         MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 </xml><![endif]-->Not exactly an obscure website by any means. I am not going to tell you what Youtube is because if you don't know you must have been living in a cave in Azerbaijan. The fact is that there are millions of videos you can watch. Some entertaining, some so horrible you wonder why they bothered making it. &amp;nbsp;Youtube has its own culture and a huge community. You can spend hours watching original videos or videos of popular tv shows that have been illegally uploaded. &amp;nbsp;Either way you could watch youtube videos for years without seeing the same one twice.</p>
<h3><a href="http://www.wikipedia.org" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a></h3>
<p>This website has revolutionized the way we get our information. A completely free non-profit site Wikipedia is a true gemstone of time wasting websites. I have frequently been looking up something useful lets say "Mark Twain" and after tangents and links from Wikipedia I will most likely end up with the mating habits of elephants. I learn little from Wikipedia as I never read enough to actually learn about the subject at hand. But the bits I learn stay with me so I can spew it out and inappropriate times and get looks of disgust by my peers.</p>
<h3><a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com" target="_blank">StumbleUpon</a></h3>
<p>Stumbleupon is the mother of all time wasting websites. Well its not really a website but a tool bar you install that takes you to different websites depending on your interests, you just hit stumble. I have spent at least a week of procrastination just hitting stumble. Do not install if you are prone to procrastinate as this is like the reverse of riddlin.</p>
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<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 03:41:16 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>The Top Five Funniest &amp; Craziest Instructables</title>
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<![CDATA[				<h3>Making your computer eat your head</h3>

<img alt="" src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/webupon/2008/05/01/153913_30.jpg" />
 
<p>Find it here:  <a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/Laptop-Compubody-Sock/" target="_blank">Laptop Compubody Sock</a></p>
 
<p>This “Laptop Compubody Sock” is a genius invention. It promotes both privacy and warmth. Unfortunately I still I just can't get the picture out of my head of my computer slowly eating me.</p>
 
<h3>Blow up your car's muffler for fun</h3>
 
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/webupon/2008/05/01/153913_0.jpg" alt="" /></p>
 
<p>Find it here: <a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/Travelogue%3a-Detonate-Your-Car_s-Muffler/" target="_blank">Detonate Your Car's Muffler</a></p>
 
<p>I must say; this is not my idea of fun.</p>
 
<h3>Simplify your life by becoming a bum/victim of genocide/political prisoner</h3>
 
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/webupon/2008/05/01/153913_1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
 
<p>Find it here: <a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-SIMPLIFY-your-cluttered-life/" target="_blank">How to Simplify Your Cluttered Life</a> (If you are brave).</p>
 
<p>Actually this instructable is extremely awful, it's so awful that it's funny.</p>
 
<p>I think what the author is trying to say is “The US is bad because if you are a terrorist your life gets simplified by the CIA and then you have to carry your possessions in your anus”(Yes I'm serious) or maybe “if you'd like your life to be simplified go to a country where you can flee from genocide”(Yes I'm still serious).</p>
 
<p>This instructable is definitely not from a school for geniuses if you know what I mean.</p>
 
<h3>Knit condom</h3>
 
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/webupon/2008/05/01/153913_2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
 
<p>Find it here:<a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/Knit-Condom/" target="_blank">Knit-Condom</a></p>
 
<p>This unpractical object was created when the author's impatiently knitted object turned out to be: “too   small for a hand but too big for a finger”.</p>
 
<p>Please heed the warning though: “This is not an effective method of birth control!”</p>
 
<h3>How to hurt yourself using a candy wrapper</h3>
 
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/webupon/2008/05/01/153913_3.jpg" alt="" /></p>
 
<p>Find it here: <a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/Burn-Yourself-with-Big-Red-Gum/" target="_blank">Burn-Yourself-with-Big-Red-Gum</a></p>
 
<p>I don't really know what to say here... Wait I know: WHY?! This is just plain weird.</p>
 
<p>The author also says: “but remember, it's only funny when it hurts your friend”.  There is a few problems with that statement though:</p>
 
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<li> Why is he the one with a pain inducing candy wrapper on his forehead?</li>
 
<li> How on earth will you get your friend to stick a candy wrapper on his forehead?</li>
 
<li> Why is the instructable called “Burn Yourself with Big Red Gum”? </li>
 
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<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 02:09:13 PST</pubDate></item>
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